Country Fair

Hotel Insomnia (1991)

If you didn’t see the six-legged dog,It doesn’t matter.We did, and he mostly lay in the corner.As for the extra legs,

One got used to them quicklyAnd thought of other things.Like, what a cold, dark nightTo be out at the fair.

Then the keeper threw a stickAnd the dog went after itOn four legs, the other two flapping behind,Which made one girl shriek with laughter.

She was drunk and so was the manWho kept kissing her neck.The dog got the stick and looked back at us.And that was the whole show.